Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE answers the door. DEB is on his stoop, selling boondoggle key chains.

NAPOLEON
I already made like, an infinity of those at scout camp.

DEB runs away, leaving her Caboodles on the step. NAPOLEON goes back inside and KIP is standing there wearing a sweatband.

KIP
Don’t be jealous because I’ve been chatting online with babes. Hit me; I’m going to be a cage fighter.

NAPOLEON hits him and KIP goes down like a sack of potatoes. KIP’S girlfriend LAFAWNDUH gives NAPOLEON a mix tape. NAPOLEON goes to the school and break dances to Jamiroquai in front of the student body so PEDRO wins the class presidential election. Meanwhile, UNCLE RICO ruins everyone’s lives and eats all their steak. NAPOLEON goes out back to feed TINA, the fat lard llama.

NAPOLEON
GOD!!! IDIOT!

Fin.