Undiscovered (2005)

LUKE FALCON, struggling singer/songwriter and super hottie, mourns at his piano in L.A.

LUKE FALCON
I should be concentrating on becoming famous, but all I can think about is that whiny-faced model I threw my glove at on the NYC subway.

Across town, the whiny-faced model—now turned actress—named BRIAR is watching her new best friend ASHLEE SIMPSON attempt to perform Shakespeare.

BRIAR
I should be committing to Luke Falcon and trying to figure out why anyone would believe that I’m actually a model, but I’d rather create groundless drama and problems for myself by not being over my rock star ex-boyfriend, who has absolutely no redeeming traits, thus making my inner conflict unconvincing.

ASHLEE SIMPSON
I know! You can make it up to LUKE FALCON by helping him get discovered!

BRIAR and ASHLEE SIMPSON create a stir on the Internet about LUKE FALCON, who becomes famous for all of five seconds for being seen around town with slutty foreign model SHANNYN SOSSAMON. His fame goes down the tubes when the sleazy record execs realize that the hype was all a sham and drop him. LUKE FALCON’s forced to play “Jungle Love” with his INSANE BROTHER at a retro dive bar.

LUKE FALCON
Isn’t there anyone who can help me?

CARRIE FISCHER and FISHER STEVENS
We’re so famous! Why are we in this picture?

ASHLEE SIMPSON sings a ditty with LUKE FALCON, and then he runs through an airport to catch up to BRIAR, who’s already boarded a plane and plans on going to Jamaica with a broken heart. He gives her a glove. They kiss. Then BRIAR cuts LUKE FALCON’s hair off, making him look like a dirty Mexican. A bulldog whizzes by a skateboard. Fin.