Mannequin (1987)

After being fired from his billionth odd job, ANDREW MCCARTHY cruises around the city on his motorcycle with his somma-time girlfriend ROXIE.

ANDREW MCCARTHY
I’m in no way cool enough to be riding a motorcycle.

ROXIE
You’re not cool at all, in fact. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just mosey on over to my job at the department store Illustra, where the rest of villains in this flick are lurking.

ROXIE leaves. ANDREW MCCARTHY stops in front of ailing department store Prince & Co.’s window, where a super hot mannequin bearing a striking resemblance to KIM CATTRALL poses. He falls in love, Pygmalion style. Just then, a massive sign overhead falls and threatens to kill ESTELLE GETTY, who owns the store. ANDREW MCCARTHY saves the day.

ESTELLE GETTY
For rescuing me, I shall give you a job working with HOLLYWOOD on the window displays.

HOLLYWOOD
Hellllllllllllo! I’m the flamboyant comic relief!

KIM CATTRALL comes to life.

KIM CATTRALL
Surprise! I’m alive! Now I’ll show you, ANDREW MCCARTHY, how to “come to life” metaphorically! To do this, we’ll dance and play throughout the store in a variety of madcap montages and create window displays that are nothing short of miracles and will attract lots of business!

Across town, JAMES SPADER—a sleazy Illustra employee—is a deliciously yuppified nervous wreck.

JAMES SPADER
Prince & Co. is outselling Illustra, and somehow I’ve figured out that the mannequin who comes to life is behind it. ROXIE, go kill it.

ROXIE attempts to stuff KIM CATTRALL in a wood chipper, but once again, ANDREW MCCARTHY saves the day. He and KIM CATTRALL get married in the store window to that Jefferson Starship song. Fin.