Dazed And Confused (1993)

It’s the last day of school in 1976, and a myriad of high schoolers – including JOEY LAUREN ADAMS, ADAM GOLDBERG, PARKER POSEY, JASON LONDON, MILLA JOVOVICH, and BEN AFFLECK – are planning on celebrating it in style: by getting drunk and/or stoned and humiliating incoming freshmen.

BEN AFFLECK
(paddling the buttocks of a poor freshman)
YAHOO! I’m a complete DICK!

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
(gleefully scoping out some nubile high school girls)
And I am way too old for this scene.

JASON LONDON
(crumpling up an “I will not do drugs” contract)
And I refuse to be controlled by my coach! Come on, let’s go do this day up right.

Jocks mix with stoners, freshmen mix with seniors, and all these motley characters come together to party at the water tower. JASON LONDON and JOEY LAUREN ADAMS smoke weed with MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY on the fifty-yard line of the high school football field and then go get tickets to Aerosmith. Fin.